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OMFG!
Yesterday was a ZERO WORDCOUNT DAY! A zero wordcount day! Big fat zip, zero, nada! None! No words at all!
I wasn't too upset, cos I played with babies and visited friends and drank coke and ate donuts. What a better way to spend a zero wordcount day?
But today...
Why, today is a different kettle of fish! As at MIDDAY I have a wordcount of..... drumroll please....
62008
What does this mean?
Why, it means...
Saturday's wordcount was 57806
62008 minus 57806
.....
4202
Just let me repeat that.
4202
I started writing at 8:50, and ran through until 12:00. I fed Jack, did other stuff, had tea, unloaded the dishwasher, reloaded the dishwasher, made a sandwich, and WROTE 4202 WORDS IN THREE HOURS AND TEN MINUTES.
Why yes, I am pretty goddamned proud of myself right now. And it's time for another break. Hee!
(I need more pr0n. Send me pr0n, dammit!
I wasn't too upset, cos I played with babies and visited friends and drank coke and ate donuts. What a better way to spend a zero wordcount day?
But today...
Why, today is a different kettle of fish! As at MIDDAY I have a wordcount of..... drumroll please....
62008
What does this mean?
Why, it means...
Saturday's wordcount was 57806
62008 minus 57806
.....
4202
Just let me repeat that.
4202
I started writing at 8:50, and ran through until 12:00. I fed Jack, did other stuff, had tea, unloaded the dishwasher, reloaded the dishwasher, made a sandwich, and WROTE 4202 WORDS IN THREE HOURS AND TEN MINUTES.
Why yes, I am pretty goddamned proud of myself right now. And it's time for another break. Hee!
(I need more pr0n. Send me pr0n, dammit!