Good Thing I am Not Wearing Shoes

[callistra]

I am failing every intelligence test known to woman, today. I don't want to talk about it, but the highlight so far:

I burnt my mouth, tongue and lips, all in one go. Kill me, kill me now. Good thing I am not wearing shoes; you need 60 IQ points to do so, and I think I would kill myself in the attempt.

Oh, and if I start whinging about the production values of a book whilst reading it, I'm thinking I'm not really all that involved, now am I....

Boobies icon for this post,because obviously I need to seduce a chef to come and burn his tongue, lip and mouth all at once for me rather than me doing it.

Comments

[shrydar.livejournal.com]

Hey, I managed to grate (http://fantes.com/graters.htm#micro) knuckles on a finger and a thumb the week before last, one on Tuesday and the other on Friday. My finger's pretty much recovered, but my thumb still weeps after every shower or dishwashing.

[baby-elvis.livejournal.com]

Hey ho. I once burnt my finger on some boiling hot craft gunk and then stuck it in my mouth, with the gunk still on it. Owwwweeeees

And I've picked up the hot iron by the flat side