I was at the physio the other day... (Oh gods, is this a JOKE?)

Scenario One:

Calli: I've lost 20 kilos over the last year.
Physio: Gawd, you musta been HUGE!
Calli: Blink blink

Scenario Two:

Calli: I've lost about 20 kilos over the last year
Physio 2: Wow, that's amazing! Well done, that must have been a lot of hard work. Also, losing that much may mean your core stability is affected, and so that my be why you're starting to get migraines now when you haven't for the last 35 years.
Calli: Gosh

Scenario Three:
Calli: I've been sick for about three weeks straight. I...
Physio One: Maybe you've lost some weight! 
Calli: Blink blink

Scenario Four:
Calli: I've been sick for about three weeks - again, and also both kids have been sick and I've spent too much time on a bad couch so my back is stuffed and I'n a lot stressy. I gave up exercizing during that time.
Physio 2: It's hard when you and the kids are sick. You're doing the best you can, and things will be very different when both kids go to school, and then you can put more time where you want it to go. You're doing very well, and the programme you're giving yourself is pretty much exactly what I would suggest.

I think I am in love.
:D