The Christmas Party I am NOT Going to Have!

[callistra]

xmas party at callistra's house!!

oneangrylad oneangrylad drank 5 ales, 8 red wines, 13 sherrys, 8 irish creams and 15 white russians. oneangrylad accused zarabee of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour of a gay brothel in minsk. After last nights alcoholfest oneangrylad has enrolled themselves in an "English 101" course in an attempt to resurrect their both their brain cells and their grasp on the English language! zarabee zarabee drank 11 brandys, 11 vermouths, 13 pilsners and 11 mescals. zarabee and pmcmurray fought all night after pmcmurray whipped out a picture of zarabee's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. cali0pe wet themselves amidst the hysteria. callistra callistra drank 5 sambuccas, 7 tequilas, 5 coffee liqueurs, 10 whiskeys and 13 rums. tcpip tcpip drank 13 tequilas, 4 ales, 11 aftershocks, 5 sambuccas and 6 mescals. kremmen kremmen drank 7 everclears, 4 tequilas, 12 irish creams, 2 bloody marys, 11 aligator bites and a cider. cali0pe cali0pe drank 4 rums, 12 pilsners, 7 vermouths, 8 kahluas and 4 pernods. pmcmurray pmcmurray drank 14 cosmopolitans, 14 ciders and 3 aftershocks. sneerpout sneerpout drank 14 aftershocks and 15 vodkas. meljane meljane drank an everclear, 6 brandys, 8 pilsners, 5 red wines and 7 bloody marys. Well it must have been a good party! A total of 7 people barfed everywhere including oneangrylad, zarabee, callistra, tcpip, kremmen, pmcmurray, sneerpout.

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