Life, Universe and Everything

w00t!

- Kris asked if a particular date was OK. Now I just need to work some magic to make sure he gets the damned apartment that he wants. :-)
- Toilet is fixed.
- Car should be home tonight/tomorrow
- Loungeroom just needs skirting boards to be done, and it's all finished.

WOOOOOOOOO! I think that's the most pressing items sorted!

I went shopping with Ma today to buy a dress or something for Lee and Lyn's wedding. Unfortunately, did not see what I wanted, but did find some pretty awesome accessories. I'm happy. :-)

Went to Market Day at Grandad's home. My grandfather is a trouble maker, always teasing the women and being cheeky. Now I know where I got it from. :-) Ma and Aunt had a quick good chat about Nanna and how the more she nags, the less they want to help, which made me laugh because that's one way I handle Mother's nagging. :-) (IE, ignore it if it's in email. Blank it out if it's IRL. She's not too bad. It could be much much much worse.)

Found on Someone's Blog as I was Wandering

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

Tee hee hee and it's brother site...

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As your awkward, gangly body begins to grow – your muscles blooming, your willowy penis thickening into a sturdy tool, you need the guidance of a middle-aged man who likes to play dress-up and go camping in the woods with hordes of young boys. Then at night, when you're Indian Wrestling wearing the traditional bison hide thong and nothing else, you'll find your burning hunger for "squaw beaver" will flicker out like a citronella candle choked with dead skeeters!

Awesome!! Yeah, let's give up sex today!!