callistra | Memey Happiness

01. Post a list of 10 TV shows you watch/ed.
02. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each show.
03. When someone guesses your favourite character, bold the title.
04. When guessed, tell us why you like that character.

Erk... 10 huh? TV is a problem. I'll just go with series then...

1) Xena: Warrior Princess Callisto. Well. Yeah. What's my name again kiddies? I liked Callisto because she was an angry, un-apologetic woman. Goddamnit, she had REASON to be angry. She was also reasonably asexual; she didn't need or want to user her feminity to get her way; she just kicked ass. Plus I liked her little snakelike fighting style. And...er...she looks great in a chainmail-ish bikini....

2) Lexx Xev. Oh Xev, my love. There has been discussion about acting ability (What? You wanted them to act??) but I never watched Lexx for any one's acting. Scripting... perhaps. (Who's yo' Mama, Who's yo Mama!") Kai was cute, but every time I think of the second Xev, when they're on Fire i think it is, with the dreds and those big pouty lips and that cute little outfit.... sorry, no contest. Every one else I know liked the first Xev. I think I'd break her after the first hour....

3) Buffy Err... I don't know! It's been so long and none of them really stand out... But Spike was cute. So I'll have to say Grant won that one.

4) Angel - Wesley Oh Wes. How far you've come. I like it. :-) He is twisted and tortured and angsty and desperate and he does what has to be done. I love the way he has changed so much between Buffy (rogue demon slayer any one?) to now. He and Lila were a fascinating match, totally understandable with the changes he's made to himself, but at the same time awkward and ansgty because we all know he just wants to be loved.... (And yes, fave line, as every one has quoted at me for fucking forever, remember spoilers people??? was definately "I could take away your bucket.")

5) Trigun - No one got this. But no one else seems to have seen Trigun! My fave character is Vash! Vash is hot. Or maybe it's Nicholas D Wolfwood. He was pretty damned cool too. Nah, definately Vash. But Nicholas D Wolfwood is a brunette... *sigh* It's Vash. He's so sweetly stupid. I'd have screwed him. But maybe thought of Nicholas D Wolfwood at the same time... *grin*

6) Slayers - No one watches Slayers either?? Gourry is my hunny. Another sweetly stupid blonde, I'd have him sit up and begging.... er... nothing to see here, nothing to see.... All that good natured muscle. :->

7) Iron Chef! Chairman Kaga. I just like a man with a certain charisma. *grin*

8) League of Gentlemen - Grant suggest Papa Lazaroux. Hmmm. Interesting. But no. It's Edward and Tubbs. C'mon, how could I pass up lines like "I just wanted a map..." "You heard him Tubbs, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHING..." and the look on Tubbs's face... or the pig suckling scene. I'm terrified I'm going to end up like her sometimes, scary, fat, freaky sleazy/oversexed female.... but then I think "think of the fun she must have..." Maybe this shouldn't be a public post after all. *giggle*

9) American Gothic Sheriff Buck! My GOD what a man! Take me take me take me! Er. Sorry. Um. *blush* Yeah. What can I say?? He was a truly evil sexy big nasty all-male evil sexy character. In an evil, sexy kind of way. When he was in control, he was in control. I love that in a bad guy. If you're after coherence, don't come looking here.

10)Black Books! Yes, I love Fran. But I love Bernard's uncaring suck'em dry attitude. Sex? Ooooh yeah he's there. "But you're my summer girlfriend!" I particularly love the way he and Manny get along; which is badly, of course. Bernard's drinking habits, world view and general disdain and hate for all humanity make me laugh. Sometimes I wish I could be more like him.... :-)

Damn, that was hard. We don't watch TV much.

Oo, and Bab5? Ivanova. She can order me around any time she likes. And I'd be good too! One of the best even...