callistra | Meme!

The only rule is you can't use my answers.. Go!

Remember....if someone's answer is stupid...it's cause the person before them got the good answer....

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into:
-- Rubber catsuit

2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
-- Getting stockings on

3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
-- Puta

4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
-- vacuum cleaner

5- Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
-- grass

6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy:
-- Reading about housework (I would have said sweeping too!)

7-Name something you walk on:
-- feet

8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
-- Conventions

9-Name something that can be cherry flavored:
-- Cough mixture

10-Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____":
-- novel

11-Name another word for "Dad":
-- Daddio

12-Name another word for "Mom":
-- Mother

13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
-- Slavegirls

14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
-- Sense of Humour

15-Name something that is sold by the bunch:
-- Idiots

16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
-- I haven't already?? damn!

17-Name something you find on a kitchen table?
-- Bowl full of odd crap with no other home (screws, bluetac, dead pens, papers, letters, notes, pins, tacs, hospital tags, jewellery...)

18-Name something that rhymes with “dizzy”:
-- Fizzy

19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve?
-- I think I was asleep, so perhaps none...

20 -Name something you see in a jail cell:
-- A guitar

21-Name a month with 31 days:
-- Ah... September?

22-Name an occupation where you might work all night:
-- Nightfill