I've won!

[callistra]

Look!

Susan PatrickMarch 23, 2010 at 8:31am

Subject: Congratulations ! ! ! Callisto Shampoo

I am Susan Patrick, A Full Deaf Lady from Face Book Office. I am one of the Face Book Agent, am here to announce to you a very good new's that we have for you concerning your Information on our website.

We want to inform you that your Screen Name is Lucky to be among one of the Lucky Winners during the Face Book Anniversary 2010 and am so much happy to inform you that we shall be giving you the sum of $65,000.52centUSD for been one of our Lucky Winners.

We really appreciate you for joining our website and for been one of our Yearly Anniversary Lucky Winners, so we want you to reply us back right away as soon as you receive this message with your, Full Name, Contact Home Address to claim your $65,000.52centUSD. Thank you and God Bless!.

Best Regards,

Miss Susan Patrick, Face Book Office,
Public Relation Office.

Comments

[leecetheartist.livejournal.com]

Um...congratulations?

[linstar.livejournal.com]

It's the 52c that sells it for me! I think that extra 52c makes it really special! A nice personal touch! :)

[jasonfischer.livejournal.com]

...it all looks legit to me :-)

[punktortoise.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think you should donate your prize back to the Face Book Office so they can buy some grammar.

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

That's great new's!

(RUN! RUN's FOR YOUR LIFE!)

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

Well, there's no point calling Face Book Office and asking for Susan - she's a Full Deaf Lady..

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

If she was a Half Deaf Lady she either couldn't pick up the phone or would fall off her chair.


Um, am I going to ablist hell for that one?

[leahcim.livejournal.com]

Depends on which half, really...

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

It took me a moment to get that, and then I just about convulsed with laughter, in an embarrassingly obvious 'I'm not working' at work sort of way. You win.

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

VeryDemotivational is recommended. I have a working tab open for it along with Worst of Perth and FailBlog. Makes the workday go a lot easier.

[baby-elvis.livejournal.com]

Hooray!

[discordia13.livejournal.com]

Damn, you missed out. I'm apparently a Nigerian Princess.
Maybe you should email them back and ask if you can be one too?

[notsomighty.livejournal.com]

Never go the "Full Deaf".

[huckle.livejournal.com]

Wow! You'd better send off full bank details ASAP. Can't wait to hear what you spend your winnings on.

[foamiethegreeny.livejournal.com]

Wow
You lucky lucky girl. Well at least Susan was Full Deaf and not hi def. And by the way am so much happy to inform you have been radom selected of our huge amount of customer to recieve a new "Cow". Please send Bank detail, full name and address, outline of house key, list of holiday dates, credit card number and that little 3 digit number on the back so that we can ensure that we are posting Your new "Cow" to the right person. Oh and by the way can you please inform us how you would like your new "Cow" Butcher.

It those little personel touches that make internet fraud so much fun.