A piece of black tarmac goes into a bar and says "Give me a pint and make it quick because I'm hard and scared of no-one". Just them a piece of red tarmac comes up to the bar and the black piece dashes into the toilet. After a while he come out and says "Has he gone yet?" The barman says "What's all this I'm scared of no-one?" The black tarmac replies "No-one messes with him, he's a cycle-path"
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Date: 2008-04-04 06:22 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-04-04 08:15 am (UTC)From:Just them a piece of red tarmac comes up to the bar and the black piece dashes into the toilet.
After a while he come out and says "Has he gone yet?"
The barman says "What's all this I'm scared of no-one?"
The black tarmac replies "No-one messes with him, he's a cycle-path"
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Date: 2008-04-04 08:36 am (UTC)From:A peice of string walks into a bar. "I'm sorry," says the bartender, "we don't serve string here."
So the string goes back outside, messes up his hair and ties himself into a knot and goes back inside.
"Oi! I thought we said we don't serve string here!"
"You did - but I'm a frayed knot!"
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Date: 2008-04-04 10:12 am (UTC)From:Wrong punchline!!!!!
They bartender says "Aren't you that piece of string I just told to leave?"
And the piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
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Date: 2008-04-04 10:19 am (UTC)From:Yep, I thought it was slightly wrong!
But I couldn't be bothered to figure out how!
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Date: 2008-04-04 10:22 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-04-04 10:39 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-04-04 10:44 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-04-04 06:17 pm (UTC)From:He was stapled to the chicken.