callistra | Stolen from Aki cos I'm bored

Gothic is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all.

[X]Frequently wears black clothing.
[X]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Whenever I wear a tshirt in fact!
[X]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
Hey, I'm a ch*k!
[X]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
A fat chick on a string?
[X] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Um.. yeah.. time for another pair I think *grin*
[X] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Uncle Mazza is *harmless* Give me my German DOOF any time! E Nomine and the Lord's Prayer is enough to send shivers up anyone's spine!
[X]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Exhibit A (How could I improve on Aki's response to this one?)
[X]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
Sex?
[X]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Aki says: at least I don't own a copy of Unka Bucky's Big Blue Book!
Calli says: Nothing wrong with Uncle Bucky's Big Blue Book o' Wicca. But then, I don't have a copy either *grin*
[+]Takes drugs.
Does alcohol count?
[X]Drinks alcohol.
Mmmm.... alcohol.... time for a drink i think.
[-]Is depressed.
[X]Complains of boredom.
Yeah, and?? After all the f*cking hormone's I'm getting off my single friends, *nothing* can hold my attention like a single male. *sigh*
[-]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[-]Is excessively awake during the night.
[-]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
[X]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Not that I ever get it, what is it about our cupboard, f*cking show and tell??? Not that I'm at all proud of the cupboard *grin*
[-]Spends large amounts of time alone.
Alone. That's like..... with no one else? Not even Kris (Brother in law that lives with us). Just me and chesh, right?
[X]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
I get to speak to evil spirits through meditation?? Am I doing something wrong then?
[X]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
LOL I can get into enough trouble on my own thanks.
[X]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
I *am* an authority figure. And if you don't believe me, I'll wear my teacher's outfit and give you six of the best. (Will that be my quirt, my riding crop, the short cane or the stick?)
[X]Misbehaves at school.
School. *shudderrrr* the age of most of the terraconners was scary enough
[X]Misbehaves at home.
LOL gotta keep up with the husband!! Misbehaves *everywhere*!
[-]Eats excessively or too little.
[-]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
Goth related foods? Huh? *blink*
[-]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
LOL! Watches TV! LOL! ROFL! No.
[X]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Spider solitaire can get pretty violent if I'm not careful...
[X]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Let's discuss the meaning of the word "excessively." What does excessively *really* mean?
[X}Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Like... um, headbanging to german doof?
[X]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
*bops to "I'm too Sexy..."*
[X]Expresses an interest in sex.
What sort of interest? Let's discuss "expresses an interest in sex" and how this delineates the asker's point of view about the possible responses to this question.
[X]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
What about sheep?
[X]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
I think Pagans and neo-pagans are generically unable to become a cult due to the personality rivalries that exist. They're too fragmented to *talk* to each other, let alone sway each other to follow one another.
[+]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
LOL what about if your husband has a badge that says ""I like it sloppy and weird"? I wonder where he got that, hmmmmmm?

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church"

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I LIKE IT SLOPPY AND WEIRD?????

BWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haha.

Hmm.

Cupboard?

Um... yeah, the magic cupboard.
:-)

It's where we keep our... um.. stuff. Yeah.

*cringe*

Hell, I'd wanna see it.

Well, if you ever make the trek, we shall provide a bed and food and alcohol, and show you the delights of the cupboard. From a distance. You *are* only 18 after all.

:-P

Oh poo!

Nope, that's not in our cupboards *at all*

:-)

Scat does nothing for me.

:-pppppppp

0_0

I think you should go back to the "You're only 18!" thing and tell me nothing.

Yes dear *pat pat*

:->

I'll be good! It's funny how often I say that....

Yeeeaaah you keep teling yourself that.

Should I also mention the fact that it has a cute pink bunny on the badge as well?

;->

Is he aware of the fact that he has possession of The Greatest Badge That Ever Existed?

If not, I think you should point it out to him.

Duly pointed, he laughed and said yes, he is aware. It was a present from Aki

:-)

[+]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
LOL what about if your husband has a badge that says ""I like it sloppy and weird"? I wonder where he got that, hmmmmmm?

I was going to proclaim my innocence, but that seems a moot point now ;) But hey, share the badge love!

*g* its amazing what you find when doing a tour of Toronto's finest lesbian sex stores on work's dime

/me goes crosseyed at the mere thought

Bored. What can i do?

amuse me

me is bored and has bloody period pain/stomach cramps, so i don't feel like getting out of my dressing gown/off this chair/anywhere that involves moving

hmm, had fundraiser idea for swancon - a basket full of badges we cook up - $1, you get a lucky dip into magic badge!basket....

Hey, I like that idea!

i was so bored I just tried IRcing. It was depressing.
First time ever, I agree to send my pic, and they all *wet themselves over it*

sigh.

Kind of wish I was at Terracon again, we could lie in bed and be warm and hug and just chat.
:-)

mmm, warm bed....

*thinks*

Though I may have to change my bedtime reading. I'm reading The Name of the Rose, and last night I dreamt I was a monk lost in a labrynth looking for all the teaspoons Cait has lost ;)

*sighs*

Still bored. Reading backlog of Ghastly at the mo....

Wonder what slogans we could put on the badges?

Actually Candy,

you should be shown each thing in the cupboard, one at a time.

And introduced properly =;>

Dear Goddess not everything in the cupboard! I've not seen everything and Cthulu still stole most of my sanity... The elders dwell in that cupboard, or at least most of their tenticles...

LOL
You're online! wheeeee! I've been drinking champagne! Message me!

Alas I was/am online but on my computer so no access to ICQ!

Have just watched the original of "Dawn of the Dead" what a classic - way too many 70's hairstyles! Zombies just aren't the smartest of the undead are they?

The elders aren't in the cupboard. They dwell not in the spaces we know, but between them!

The cupboard is the doorway, a portal for Candy to reach Space.
Hmm... zoning Candy...

You can't have seen some of the sanity stealing tentacles then...

*whimper*

What are you wussing about, scaredy cat? You got your self a stalker boy, get out there and ignore him!

:-)

Any updates yet?

Pffft no. The suspense is killing me.

LOL
I thought your response was very restrained after the wailing and gnashing of teeth, which was good cos I wouldn't like you to be too mean to him. Honestly, all guys thing like that, it's just one in a million who actuall post it for the world to see.

Boys are DUMB.

But thankfully, often easily lead.
;->

I would have been mean if he was an evil bastard - but he's not.

Just a silly twonk.

And at least it gave me something fun to do on my sick day!

Us numbats just shake our heads in wonder at the relationship problems your species seem to suffer from. I wonder if it's because you don't eat enough termites?

Wow I'm a goth most of my life and I didn't know ;)

Interesting!!!

I just love the idea of goth related foods. I'm really trying to hard to think of what they might be. Anything vodka flavoured? Or maybe absinth?

I also like that one of the subtle signs they may be a goth is if they wear a badge saying "I'm a goth". Genius.

Like... purple brocolli?
I can't think of any food that goes black when it's ripe.
:-)

Coke?? Maybe coke is responsible for the goth generation??

Hmm... there's asian black glutinous rice.

Or the dark, gothic chillies...

How about eggplant? Dark purple on the outside, soft and swidgy within.

`I've been contemplating suicide,
but it doesn't really suit my style.`

Ahaha. I have a badge that says "I'm so goth I'm dead" and another that says "I'm so dark and alone". I always knew I needed help.
BUT! It's OK! I also have a badge that says "Trust me, I'm a doctor" so I feel fully qualified to treat myself.
Huzzah!