Fuck me.

[callistra]

Fuck me. Fuck me. FUCK ME WITH A FUCKING DUCK.

FUCK ME.

I fucking found the thing I was looking for. In a place I've already looked four times. In my FUCKING PURPLE BACK PACK.

I am so shitty with myself. I knew it was somewhere USEFUL

Comments

[leahcim.livejournal.com]

*comforts* Domestic blindness strikes the best of us.

Actually, usually just me (as Linda can attest).

This duck?

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

Re: This duck?

[sirtwist.livejournal.com]

Now, that's a fucking duck

Re: This duck?

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Ha, so I'm not the first person that had that come to mind.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bigjobbies_/]

There was at one time a nice man in Perth prison system who took your first suggestion quite seriously

[mikkael.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you have an infestation of "Little Dudes from Hell" in your place...

[anniejs.livejournal.com]

The duck (http://www.romanticgifts.com/s17668.html) was really not intended for that purpose. You may void the warranty.